The Shopping Cart

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 21:27:12 GMT

I know we haven't updated in a while, but we're not livejournal whores like a certain someone who updates every day...TWICE. I'm not gonna mention any names but seriously Oscar, just stop. Anyways, Da Boas were kinda bored saturday afternoon. There was absolutely nothing going on anywhere. So instead, we decided to make somthing happen for ourselves. We wanted to ruin the fun that another clique might be having, and for some reason, Club Brandon immediately popped into our heads. "What can we do to Club Brandon that might absolutely kill their fun?" we asked ourselves. We all agreed... We're gonna take away their beloved

Now I know most of u guys have seen the Sacha post by now. When I was goin back over it, I noticed somthing kinda weird...

While Sacha is being molested... Chesco decides to do nothing about... Cuz he's too busy playing Super Smash Brothers!

Well, Club Brandon, we think that u guys play just a little bit too much of that game. What if some other girl was getting raped. Would you help her, or would you just say "fuck it" and keep on playin Nintendo? Da Boas had to something about this. First, we had to make it inside Brandon's living room...

We saw Sacha inside and we told her to get Brandon for us, cuz we know he doesnt wake up until like 4.30 in the afternoon. Sacha, not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, obliged and went to go get Brandon. While she was gone, we had to take advantage of the opportunity...

To inform them of of the nintendo-napping, we left a recording taped unto the t.v., telling them wat they must do to get their shit back.

As soon as we were done wit everything, we had to go on and get the freak outta there...

What air is to humans, the N64 is to Club Brandon. There it was... the soul of Club Brandon in our hands...

... and, in some cases, on top of our huevos...

Club Brandon, it's all up to you now... ALL UP TO YOU

DA BOAS: 1
CLUB BITCHES, I MEAN, BRANDON: 0

Oh, on our way back, we decided to go ahead and egg some skaters. Why? i dunno why, we just did.

The guy fell over, which was pretty funny

EXTREME URBAN SKIM BOARDING

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 16:30:07 GMT

This was sooooo long ago but thanks to all the freaking hw and tests none of us had time to post it.
Im now sitting here bored as hell but i cant wait for HC so i decided to post it.

dude peewee ure board is not supposed to fly away....

Joe shows a lil bit of some wavage

p-diddy is so raw he can freaking touch his toes while skim BOArding!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP

NO1 can get low like me its all about the focus

Diego didnt really get into skim boarding on account he is peruvian and to buy a skim board u have to show ure certificate of whiteness
(diego) Fuckin crackers...... cracker ass crackers... ill beat theyre cracker ass

adam rocked skim boarding the most no1 can hang with him

look at this major air HOLY SHYT. its a bird... its a plane... its FUCKIN ADAM!

then reality hit him and he hit it as well...

adam nicknamed this move "get me to a hospital"!!! Boas luv each other cant u tell by the compassion joe is showing for adam

He really liked this move so he kept on trying to perfect it

U almost had it on that one adam

Even peewee took a crack at "get me to a hospital"

i really couldnt tell whether peewee was 1)workin on the move 2) going street diving 3) or break dancing??????? u tell me i have no clue

traci came too n was a boa for the day. She thought she got away with falling on her ass but nope "ya'll been zapped nigga!"

adam n peewee then decided to say fuck a trespassing rule and jumped the fence to get into the pool. THATS HOW WE ROLL.

i think the gables swim team has now found the divers theyve always needed

After we went to the beach for some more skim BOArding but it wasnt the same. We finished off the day by taking homosexual pics of me with fag glasses

Thats our day.....
DA BOAS ROCK ONCE AGAIN!

Pre-Homecoming Jam

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:58:03 GMT

yoo its jodo and this is how the jam is gonna go down .. so basically its at 2091 nw 97th ave on saturday (by international mall).. its 3 bucks to get in ( cocks and titties ..no exceptions) and there will be a keg waiting for you and some liq ( if left over) tell ur friends its a bday jam for josh and i ... thanks to amin for letting me use his warehouse *.music. beer. friends. peanut butter.* nuff said... generally its a BYOB event cuz the keg will get cashed eventually so bring wut u can (aside from the 3 bucks ) : beer, liq, cooler (hunch boa punch), party food w/e .. cd's so we can rock the good jamz .. no puking i.e ricky .. no running into walls i.e medeah .. etc .. much love l8ter..

in regards to the fuck who threatened oscar lmao

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 03:26:17 GMT

bitch . u fukkin threaten my dawg oscar again ..and ima beat ur face fag.. he does wut he does cuz hes fukkin oscar and he can fukkin do it. .no1 gives a fuck about ur friends or what not queer.. anyways that 50 cent quote pretty fuckkin gay man .. so basically oscar can do wut he wants cuz hes club brandon and the boas got his back .. so becareful with wut u say and treat that kid with respect bitch .. OR we'll shyt on u!

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:23:44 GMT

TWO BOAS THAT HAVENT BEEN CAUGHT ON CAMERA TILL NOW

There are 2 boas that have been left unamed because theres never a camera around. Here they are. We gave them the official initiation at Thomas' house so its official. Some people might think they are boas and we have heard of a lot of people actually claming boa hood. Not untill we have all agreed and voted you in. These 2 are official boas.

This is at butter's BBQ

butters house rocks by the way! special shout out to meme all the way on the left she is super funny n fun as fuck (We LUV U MEME)!

This is butter (butterbeezi) if u know da boas, then for sure as hell u know who butter is. after meeting all da boa requirements, we had to officially make him a boa on saturday. also, his parties rock hard ass and he has a raw ass nickname

up next in line is our main man max-diddi. just like butter, his jams kick the shit outta anyone else's and he owns a ping pong table. da boas recognized his potential & the fact that he's like 7'3 and had to make him a boa on friday.

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 21:19:58 GMT

it's been awhile since our last "pure" boa post. just wen u've thought da boas were getting soft, we pull through again.

Let us introduce U guys to our neighborhood bum,"BABO"
BABO has'nt showered in a longggg while we, being the good samaritans that we are, decided to give our boy BABO a helping hand...

ZAPPED NECKUH!!

Our next victim, Forrest, almost got away from us but nothing a quick little U-turn cant fix .. We prowled behind him like stealthy ninjas and...

HE GOT ZAPPED!!!

NO QUEREMOS LANGOSTA VIEJO!!!!

KERRY IS MY HOMEBOY!!!

FUCK A NIGGA NAMED BUSH!!!

Last but certainly not least, was "El Terminador"...

This flaming fag, got happy with us and decided to pull out his "Kindergarden cock"...

Little did he know, we had a lil bit more water left in the soaker...

He tried a lil juke move but NOPE!!!!!!!!!

RUN BYTCH RUN....

DUDE ITS WATER... this guy like dove for his life

WHO SAYS DA BOAS DONT RUN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 02:06:05 GMT

those of u that go to gables know how cliquey the school can be. theres da boas, BCC (broken cherries club), club brandon, F.A.Gs, actual fags, hoas, refs, and so on. well today, i (diego) had to become a club brandoner for a couple of hours, WHILE STILL BEING A BOA OF COURSE.
y was i club brandoner, u ask? the thing is that we all had to finish an adams project today. now, i know brandon, rojas, squi, chesco, and chu pretty well. however, somone caught me off-guard wen i arrived at the house. before i continue, let it be known that da boas kick club brandon's ass in every way (even though this post wouldnt have been possible without them). they do have one thing going for them however...

now many of u may not know sacha unless uve seen her in some specific position such as..

or...

maybe even...

or..

and of course...

others only know her by the back of her head...

and by looking at her ass

now lemme give u a little hint. if she doesnt go quick enough for u, just grab her by the hair and smack that bitch up

somtimes, wen u try and nut in her face, she may try to avoid it

but dont worry about it. as a matter of fact, sacha has created som very happy customers...

rojas is damn happy...

as is chesco,

chu,

ALL da boas

and even her own brother! (theyre not related by blood so wattevr)

Sometimes, she likes doing it all at once!

u know wats the weirdest part though? even wen we were doing our work, the whore decided to make a visit and chose to do it with each one of us... rite there in the living room

squi wanted first dibs

but everyone else got theirs...

she even wanted to do it all at once

remember folks, this isnt all for us... sacha enjoys ALL of this

yummmmm...

clean it up though

hey! hey! calm down

of course, we had to get bak to work. after about 15 minutes of playing super smash bros., we decided to call it a day and go bak home. before we left, some of us decided to get quickies in

she can even do it while working on history homework

Squi, on the other hand, wanted to put some passion into it. ari, theres no doubt that squi-dogg likes it rough

now i couldnt really put this into the story but i just wanted to post a picture of her breasts

hey mad love to oscar, who provided all the pictures for this post. oh also squi has this shit on his lj, but its so funny i have to put it here... u wanna find out if ur gay, go to the link
http://www.snackfoam.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytest1.html (turn the music on... it makes a lot funnier)

this is jodo .. on behalf of boas ..

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 23:27:03 GMT

wtf is this man ? an EZ-board ?? .. lmao please get a life, this journal is just for fun and laughs.. if u wanna start hating .. oof .. careful cuz we can turn it around just as easy .. so please lets just get back 2 good ol' fun .. btw .. NSYNC v. BACKSTREET BOAS .. oct.13 .. plus HANSON AND SPICEGIRLS ..

VILLA CAPRI!! HOMECOMING NIGHT!

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 23:14:30 GMT

yoo .. well if ur reading this and u wanna rent .. go 2 the villa capri cuz everyone is renting there and its cheap! hopefully we can fill up most of the hotel with our friends so that no visitor can complain of the noise level... basically the boas, jr boas, jeremy + max, and butter have 5 of the 7 penthouses... we got club brandon and F.A.G.S. on the 3rd floor.. also, there are people now taking up the 6th and 5th floors .. tell all ur friends to rent .. -- l8ter

expanding the boas ...

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:12:37 GMT

officially introducing marie, nayfe, peewee, and adam as boas .. peewee and adam are the junior boas .. marie and nayfe are boas .. but girl version lol ..
if yall dont like it kiss my ass .. ^^^^ (eric's room .. wink wink)

Marie...

Nayfe ..

Pee-Wee

Adaaamm

LIVE REPORT FROM MIAMI BEACH!! HURRICANE FRANCES!

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 00:53:04 GMT

so we decided to go to south pointe and go skimming .. it was our first time so we suckked ass at it but we had an awesome time .. we left after about 45 minutes cuz the storm reached us .. click the link 4 more pics .. : )

(1) ahh!! (2) fearless boas! (3) run bitches!

kelly slater here ..

jodo got WIPED OUT!

barber the pro ..

check out the wind ..

nice form barber

oouucch!

shrinkage ..

frances sucks .. : (

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 00:50:59 GMT

hey how bout a picture where i dont look like a freak, like..

fuck

WE BALLIN BOASSSSSSSSSSSS

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 00:22:28 GMT

DA Boas run the youth center. If ne1 thinks they could beat us please bring it to my attention (eric) and i am sure we'll humiliate you. u just cant hang with us.
"U CANT GET ON MA LEVEL WHAT!!!!"

Eric Luke Eddy Diego ( look how serious diego is about yc ball that is his game face... GET SCARED NEGGUH!)
Peewee (junior boa)

Not too many people know this but i have a mini clone. He really luvs me and he goes to gables too!

His name is julian
Look guys same shirt, same socks, same shoes, same shorts, SAME HAIR!
WOW HE REALLY LUVS ME!!!!!!!!!!

when i got to the yc he couldnt resist but running to me and saying hi

He gave me a hug

Then i gave him a hug back

As usual we did not lose a single same so we were really happy and me and luke decided to jump rope together with the same rope

BOAS LUV PLAYING BALL AT THE YC!

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 06:49:19 GMT

Today da boas hit up desirees house for her party.

First Adam and Peedizzle (future boas members) piked us up (eric n joseph) then we went to desiree's house
Then we met up with Jodo Luke Josh Diego Marie

Jodo Joseph Luke Diego Eric
Adam Josh
Peewee
(Adam n Peewee are the junior boas )

By the way every1 take notice of lukes face ( queer?????)

Boas think alike this is sooooo fackin cute man

Later the party started getting really wild and jodo hooked up with a freaking statue
i was so jelous i thought i was gonna get a chance

Peedizzil being the junior boa he is.. layed down the mack n tried to lay the pipe on nayf but...............

JODO LAYED THE PIPE ON HIM : )

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NITE.......
After singing happy birthday Jodo said to sing the song in spanish but poor poor luke
couldnt speak spanish so he was real silent and sad

JUNIOR BOAS PEEWEE and ADAM .......they roll hard just look at adams face grrrrrrrr

na but these are so far the only tru junior boas.... much luv

After we did some crazy a$$ sh*t n got a lil scared but the nite was good
WE LUV U DESIREE!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way ne1 wanna have a good a$$ time Da Boas are going urban skim boarding after the Hurricane is over so holla at us

i think joseph mite really really like my board

Hurricane Frances is a whore !!

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:50:57 GMT

i normally dont mind hurricanes .. just sleep through them like if nothing was happenin .. but this bitch ruined butter's labor day weekend jam .. whore! .. the boas wish everyone well and hope nothing happens to no one .. so be safe and see u monday .. : )

"NOOO !!! A HURRICANE IS COMING! "

next week tho .. its party time .. and no1 parties better than LUKE

sly devil u ... haha

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 02:00:51 GMT

i was looking at my pics when i realized joe roach in the background of one of my pics. somehow he ended up in the pic as u can see .. now if u look a lil closer (smaller pic) and look again at the big pic .. u'll notice he is staring at yaismel's ass .. smooth roach REAL smooth ..

j.roach ... RAID!!!!!

genius ROACH : )

fun in the sun

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 04:13:16 GMT

in addition to the HUGE COCK .. here are some more boa pics 4rm summer! : )

boas stand tall

lil mermaid

kick his ass! sea bass!!

SAND PENIS!!!

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 02:56:40 GMT

things to do at the beach:
swim in the water
get a tan
jump off pier
make a huge 3-d sand penis... yea thats rite

eric on a cold day ..

having a lil 2 much fun there eric ?? ... i'm givin my approval of the penis with my two thumbs up while luke is posing for some reason

erect ..

if God's a man, this is how his penis would be like ..

a couple of random girls started to ride it and it just couldnt take it anymore

the first hazing ...

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 02:18:57 GMT

i love lunch period .. cute lil innocent freshmen being conned to pay a dollar for their pics ..

BOAS TAKING SOME ...

freshman abuse scandal !!

this fag here for example is holding his cock l8ter to realize that he is actually being labeled an idiot

O MY GOD GUY...WHY R U SMILING?!?

ghetto fab!

nothin says "dude, ur a fuckin loser" more than eddy's look here

directly outta the boat...

THE SHERMINATOR!!!!!!

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 23:15:34 GMT

^^^^ nuff said ^^^

link to the website "his friend put him in" .. daniels come on cuh .. u know u dont got any friends .. give him a 1 .. thanks ! :)

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OUAZO8N&key=YAF

GQ cover

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 02:42:15 GMT

Luke me diego eric
josh eddy barber

.. a huge piece of the boas .. LUKE ..